FreakingFedora

  <- See that emoticon? Right right, today in the tram, I've been sittin close to the exit headphones full volume like: Yow its Friday  I'm out bye! Then a old couple came in, she one of those grannies like featured in cookie or cake commercials and he with an awkward hat and a cane, so the classic picture of an old couple. Since there was no seat left I (The girl with the Fedora) was standing up like mama always told me. (Yes I'm still listening to that what my mum says, deal with it ) the lady said thanks and I stuck around the exit, however the scene grew more interesting, even if he was walking on a cane, he told her to take the seat

[SEX:   You think I would be writing that stuff if I could have sex right now!?]  DESIRED POSITION:  What ever Homer Simpson is doing. Ha ha. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.  DESIRED SALARY:   €10000,099 a year plus a dark room (Don't ask for what). If that's not possible, make an offer and we can talk about it.  EDUCATION:   Yes.  LAST POSITION HELD:   Target for class members hostility.  SALARY:   Less than I'm worth.  MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: &#1